Chris Brown has released a bizarre new video called "The Real Chris Brown," in which the singer drunkenly rambles about love and confesses his romantic longings, presumably in the context of Rihanna (with whom he was spotted at one of Jay-Z's Brooklyn concerts this week) and ex-girlfriend Karrueche Tran. To be clear: he's tipsy, to say the least. Shots of clubbing are interspersed with clips of Brown riding in a car, where he admits, "I'm a little drunk."

"I'm just stressed out," he begins. "It ain't about the music ... when you share history with somebody, then you tend to fall in love with somebody else, it's kind of difficult." Brown emphasizes the love part. "Is there such a thing as loving two people? I don't know ... but for me, I feel like that." The "real" Chris Brown apparently means well. "I don't want to hurt either/or. I'm not trying to be a player, I'm not trying to be a dog ... I just care too much sometimes." That's one way of putting it.